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WELCOME BACK PROFESSOR JONES!

Didja lose power? Didja get iced? Didja lose your umbrella?Well? WELL???We missed you, welcome back!

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Why thank you my Dearest Momsie! I am releived to be back with you all. It was a tragedy of epic proportions that kept me away. After a particularly stimulating conversation with Dr. Flak about the...

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Oh, you poor dear.

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Thank you Miss Marple. I mayhaps would have succumbed if not for the Elderberry Wine and almondine tartlets you so thoughtfully left in my office.

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Glad your back! Good luck with the Commador....

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Is this the gentleman you are waiting to speak to, Professor?(poor taste alert below)Mujibar was trying to get a job.The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one....

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Perhaps Professor you have too much stuff plugged into the one outlet.

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oh my, that looks like under my computer desk

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hmmmm....I guess that's an example of a big "no-no", huh?hmmmm.....*looks over at overstuffed power strip*hmmmm....Anyone know a good electrician that keeps his butt crack in his pants?

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Oh, dear me. I'm so absent-minded that I forgot! I accidentally spilled some parsnip tea on your computer, dear Professor. Oh, I'm so sorry. I remember when it happened, I was so flummoxed. I gave it...

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Miss Marple! That was very naughty of you. Don't you remember the conversation we had after you 'accidently' spilled hot toddy on my pocket watch. No open containers near....well...anything, actually.

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Oh, and remember that time I accidentally destroyed your filing cabinet by dropping a match and a can of gasoline on it, dearie? I'm such a klutz!

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Yes, I certainly do. As well as the time you left that handgrenade in the lost and found box in the cloak room as you were sure that whoever had the pin would look there first. You are quite the...

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The poor dear who found the box. We never did see him again. I cried. And then I drank some more parsnip tea to steady my nerves.

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Wait a minute... are you also the one who hid the land mines at the park during the Easter Egg hunt last year?You were right, of course... it WAS quite a surprise to find one.

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Oh, but dearie, children are such resilient little creatures. Why, it only takes a year for them to grow back!Such sweet sweet children they were.

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And the resulting chocolate omelette was delicious, I might add. *tries not to think about growing children in a year...*

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